Ravages and Savages on the Kitsap Peninsula

The Wild Animal Kingdom is very prevalent on the Kitsap Peninsula. Wild animals roam fearless and free, the carnivores ravage their prey, the herbivores wreak havoc on my garden, there's bloodshed and carrots abound. I've been practicing my karate so that I may protect my family (yes, puppies included) from all these savages. May the force be with me.