Messin' with Texas

Getting back to the roots of this blog as intended to be a travel blog, thought I'd note that I'm heading off to Texas this afternoon to shove a sharp stick far up my ass, rope some cattle, get some 4 foot tall bang extensions held up solely by the magic that is Aquanet, and pay homage to George W. Bush. Oh wait! that's just totally absurd. Truth of it is - I *am* being forced to reside in Texas for the following week for some Technical "Boot Camp" training for my new job. After 9 years in this business, I say it's about damn time I learn how to recruit! :) I like free training; not at all a fan of Texas. I got a new camera phone yesterday so that I could capture any alarmingly captivating photo ops. I'll be sure to share in the rare event that it actually happens, taking into consideration any technical difficulties in making the big ass Texan hair fit into the screen of my camera. Wish me luck. No... scratch that. In the name of Texas and Georgie W... pray for me.