keeping your priorities straight

had a bad day? might i reccommend hot dogs and tequila. no joke. it's a marvelous recipe to cure all sorts of ailments, including: bitterness, sorrow, exasperation, disappointment, rage and yes... even disgust in the human race. step 1: purchase cheap hot dogs. kick it up a notch by burning them (slightly), split-style in a cast iron skillet. if you're bold (or crazy) go for the cheesy dog. don't think about it, just do it!! step 2: tequila. don't compromise here. you've got to go top shelf - nothing less than Patron. step 3: take one part hot dog to three parts Patron. continue as needed until you finally achieve that Calgon moment. step 4: relax, smile, and pat yourself on the back for understanding the basic neccessities in life. priorities and balance... that's what it's all about!! bottoms up.